The Fiefdom of Stewiacke is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 42.855 billion Stewiackeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stewiacke. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Stewiackean economy, worth a remarkable 2,685 trillion worthless papers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,658 worthless papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee. Crime is totally unknown. Stewiacke's national animal is the dead moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Stewiacke is ranked 198,431^st in the world and 4^th in Mum for Largest Black Market, with 503 billion Standard Monetary Units.