The Queendom of Stevist Giraffe is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 417 million Stevist Giraffeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The strong Stevist Giraffean economy, worth 16.4 trillion Giraffes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 39,375 Giraffes , but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 253,781 per year while the poor average 2,468, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Stevist Giraffe's national animal is the Giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Stevist Giraffe is ranked 310,231^st in the world and 11^th in The Conservative Coalition for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.