The Allied States of Stevenpro69 is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory military service. The cynical population of 178 million Stevenpro69ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 37.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Stevenpro69ian economy, worth 7.74 trillion Stevencoins a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,495 Stevencoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stevenpro69's national animal is the cat.

Stevenpro69 is ranked 211,333^rd in the world and 954^th in Europe for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 27,271.69 Standard Monetary Units.