The Republic of Stettler is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.325 billion Stettlerians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare, Education, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The very strong Stettlerian economy, worth 419 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 66,275 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", the tenet of free speech is held dear, and it's always rabbit season. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Stettler's national animal is the emu.

Stettler is ranked 287,107^th in the world and 15,980^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 50.01 law-abiding acts per hour.