The Jingoistic States of Stephenda is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning leopard population. The quiet, industrious population of 7.416 billion Stephendans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Stephendan economy, worth 309 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,790 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Stephenda's national animal is the leopard, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Stephenda is ranked 79,615^th in the world and 1^st in kill antifa for Nicest Citizens, with 15.09 average smiles per day.