The Republic of Stelzner is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning falcon population. The hard-working population of 1.817 billion Stelznerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.3%.

The Stelznerian economy, worth 82.3 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 45,273 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stelzner's national animal is the falcon.

Stelzner is ranked 148,767^th in the world and 636^th in Concord for Most Secular, with 17.16 Atheism Rate.