The Holy Pink Christmas of Stella Zhau is a massive, safe nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 1.504 billion Stella Zhauans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Stella Zhauan economy, worth 23.0 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 15,309 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The finest dining experience in Stella Zhau is chakra-infused grass, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, Leader has just been declared ruler of Stella Zhau in an international press conference, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stella Zhau's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Stella Zhau is ranked 304,363^rd in the world and 111^th in Sertia for Largest Black Market, with 13.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.