The Republic of Stefrajinsk is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Stefrajinsk's Finest with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.873 billion Stefrajinskians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rinskavia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Stefrajinskian economy, worth 685 trillion Hitskies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 238,764 Hitskies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 754,646 per year while the poor average 57,678, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, and travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stefrajinsk's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flenstorism.

Stefrajinsk is ranked 7,368^th in the world and 365^th in Chicken overlords for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,402.53 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.