The Database of SteamDB is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by xPaw and Marlamin with an even hand, and remarkable for its fear of technology, compulsory vegetarianism, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.127 billion SteamDBians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Administration and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of steamdb info. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.9%.

The thriving SteamDBian economy, worth 168 trillion Hobby Projects a year, is dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is 53,818 Hobby Projects, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 221,224 per year while the poor average 8,634, a ratio of 25.6 to 1.

Religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and air fresheners are the most popular solution to gas leaks. Crime is moderate. SteamDB's national animal is the Steam, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Data Collection.

SteamDB is ranked 277,826^th in the world and 78^th in Steam for Smartest Citizens, with 17.46 quips per hour.