The Help Portal of Steam Support is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Gabe Newell with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.628 billion Steam Supportians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valve. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Steam Supportian economy, worth 156 trillion Steam points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 96,342 Steam points, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, and courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Steam Supportians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steam Support's national animal is the Steam Community, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is supportanism.

Steam Support is ranked 35,318^th in the world and 3^rd in Steam for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 868.54 on the Clooney Contribution Index.