The Help Portal of Steam Support is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Gabe Newell with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.991 billion Steam Supportians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valve. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Steam Supportian economy, worth 190 trillion Steam points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 95,910 Steam points, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, public spending advocates dread when the government says they're here to help, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steam Support's national animal is the Steam Community, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is supportanism.

Steam Support is ranked 231,142^nd in the world and 77^th in Steam for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -4.67 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.