The State of State of North Dakota is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.981 billion State of North Dakotans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The very strong State of North Dakotan economy, worth 601 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 33,429 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 227,277 per year while the poor average 1,796, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, State of North Dakota's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and State of North Dakota has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. State of North Dakota's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

State of North Dakota is ranked 266,383^rd in the world and 9^th in North Dakota for Safest, scoring 12.44 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.