The State of State of Delaware is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.259 billion Statesmen live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The very strong Statesman economy, worth 671 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 28,853 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 196,168 per year while the poor average 1,550, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, State of Delaware has designated Columbia Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of State of Delaware in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. State of Delaware's national animal is the deer.

State of Delaware is ranked 316,666^th in the world and 1^st in State of Delaware for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -6.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.