The Republic of Starryon is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.256 billion Starryonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 46.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Starryonian economy, worth 200 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,464 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", and the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starryon's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Starryon is ranked 210,515^th in the world and 1^st in GWU General Workers Union for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 32,637.81 Standard Monetary Units.