The Republic of Starlight Titan is a massive, safe nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed population of 2.293 billion Starlight Titanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 56.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Starlight Titanian economy, worth 238 trillion lotuses a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,825 lotuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', the police double as repo men, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, and returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Titan's national animal is the moonlark, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Starlight Titan is ranked 289,570^th in the world and 4,723^rd in eta for Nicest Citizens, with 1.9 average smiles per day.