The Republic of Starlight Jupiter is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 2.286 billion Starlight Jupiterians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 39.9%.
The all-consuming Starlight Jupiterian economy, worth 256 trillion lotuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,097 lotuses, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
Large sections of Starlight Jupiter have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, and Starlight Jupiter shot first. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Jupiter's national animal is the moonlark, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Starlight Jupiter is ranked 160,145th in the world and 2,460th in eta for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 780.16 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
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Starlight Jupiter was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Starlight Jupiter, Starlight Jupiter shot first.
- : Following new legislation in Starlight Jupiter, trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages.
- : Following new legislation in Starlight Jupiter, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
- : Following new legislation in Starlight Jupiter, large sections of Starlight Jupiter have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
- : Following new legislation in Starlight Jupiter, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice.
- : Following new legislation in Starlight Jupiter, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
- : Following new legislation in Starlight Jupiter, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Starlight Jupiter to be bombproof.
- : Starlight Jupiter was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Starlight Jupiter, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.