The Distributed Network of Starlight Gemini is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.746 billion Starlight Geminians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 59.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Starlight Geminian economy, worth 429 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,683 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance, boys are shocked by the revolutionary lesson that women are actually human, and minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Gemini's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Starlight Gemini is ranked 24,473^rd in the world and 1^st in Viridian Buffalo for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.95 law-abiding acts per hour.