Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,946thMost Authoritarian: 14,851stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,692nd
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Sway in the moonlight, dance in the dark
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Starlight Enceladus

Population2.304 billion

Currencylotus
Animalmoonlark

The Republic of Starlight Enceladus is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, disturbing lack of elderly people, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 2.304 billion Starlight Enceladusians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Starlight Enceladusian economy, worth 255 trillion lotuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,054 lotuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Enceladus's national animal is the moonlark, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Starlight Enceladus is ranked 249,162nd in the world and 3,759th in eta for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.92 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,946thMost Authoritarian: 14,851stTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 22,692ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,905thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,825thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,339thMost Beautiful Environments: 29,683rdBest Weather: 30,313thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30,452ndHealthiest Citizens: 32,976th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31st in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 68th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 94th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 112th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 115th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 128th in the regionMost Cultured: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 129th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 148th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 155th in the regionBest Weather: 199th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 201st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 203rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 203rd in the regionLargest Governments: 206th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 206th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 219th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 228th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 270th in the regionMost Income Equality: 285th in the regionMost Accessible: 286th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 341st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 365th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 379th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 382nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 383rd in the regionMost Devout: 386th in the regionMost Extreme: 421st in the regionMost Inclusive: 423rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 424th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 441st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 445th in the regionLargest Black Market: 469th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Starlight Enceladus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Enceladus, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Enceladus, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Enceladus, riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Enceladus, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse.
  • : Starlight Enceladus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Enceladus, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Enceladus, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Enceladus, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Enceladus, nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too.

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