Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,394thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,026thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,916th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Sway in the moonlight, dance in the dark
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Starlight Acacia

Population2.413 billion

Currencylotus
Animalmoonlark

The Republic of Starlight Acacia is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.413 billion Starlight Acacians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Starlight Acacian economy, worth 288 trillion lotuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 119,550 lotuses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 460,533 per year while the poor average 21,345, a ratio of 21.6 to 1.

Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, Starlight Acacia City is a police state during international summits, territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy, and the government spares every expense for national defence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Acacia's national animal is the moonlark.

Starlight Acacia is ranked 154,639th in the world and 2,252nd in eta for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,417.11 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,394thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,026thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,916thMost Armed: 19,542ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,657thMost Developed: 21,204thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,591stMost Patriotic: 27,769thLongest Average Lifespans: 28,025thLargest Agricultural Sector: 28,906thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 30,605thMost Conservative: 31,538thHealthiest Citizens: 31,950th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 56th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 62nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 66th in the regionMost Developed: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 119th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 137th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 161st in the regionMost Patriotic: 189th in the regionMost Armed: 205th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 205th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 210th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 226th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 239th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 255th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 257th in the regionLargest Governments: 257th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 273rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 284th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 286th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 287th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 330th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 358th in the regionMost Devout: 374th in the regionLargest Black Market: 379th in the regionMost Conservative: 384th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 389th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 389th in the regionBest Weather: 412th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 430th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 464th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 475th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Starlight Acacia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Acacia, the government spares every expense for national defence.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Acacia, territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Acacia, Starlight Acacia City is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Acacia, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Acacia, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Acacia, contrails and thunderous rumbles have returned to the skies above.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Acacia, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Acacia, Starlight Acacian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Acacia, parole hearings come with a complimentary ten-year extension.

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