The Products of Starbucks Coffee is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by The Starbucks Corporation with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.868 billion Starbucks Coffeeans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seattle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Starbucks Coffeean economy, worth a remarkable 1,091 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 84,787 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 374,822 per year while the poor average 11,998, a ratio of 31.2 to 1.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starbucks Coffee's national animal is the golden eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Starbucks.

Starbucks Coffee is ranked 98,339^th in the world and 1^st in Coffee for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,053.73 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.