The Coffee of Starbucks is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Myron E Ullman with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.388 billion Starbucksians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seattle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Starbucksian economy, worth a remarkable 1,397 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 104,373 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 460,391 per year while the poor average 14,828, a ratio of 31.0 to 1.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starbucks's national animal is the dragonfly, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Starbucks.

Starbucks is ranked 253,972^nd in the world and 1^st in Starbucks for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.35 percentage of bribes refused.