The High Athelingric of Stansegit is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Asher Wiley with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.159 billion Stansegitians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osearwynn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Stansegitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,259 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,361 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 551,252 per year while the poor average 31,060, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, the most sacred right is the right to ignore the rights of slaves, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, and the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stansegit's national animal is the snow leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Adoptionism.

Stansegit is ranked 14,654^th in the world and 7^th in Cainitium for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 25,922.81 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.