The Empire of Stanleystanistan is a large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 171 million Stanleystanistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Stanleystanistanian economy, worth 3.44 trillion Stanleys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 20,133 Stanleys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, organ donation is compulsory, and Leader's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stanleystanistan's national animal is the Stanley, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Stanleystanistan is ranked 261,122^nd in the world and 1^st in THE IMPERIAL ORDER OF STANLEYSTANISTAN for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.07 percentage of bribes refused.