The Kingdom of Stalmarc is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Kyrios Rindholm Stal II with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.721 billion Stalmarcians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pantheon. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Stalmarcian economy, worth 433 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,277 Imperial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", King Kyrios Rindholm Stal II's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers, and you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stalmarc's national animal is the Lion Goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Stalmarc is ranked 22,171^st in the world and 66^th in the Plains of Perdition for Highest Average Incomes, with 159,277.07 Standard Monetary Units.