The People's Republic of Stalinskya is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Oligo Dim with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 4.33 billion Stalinskyans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Steelograd. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Stalinskyan economy, worth 345 trillion Francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,901 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, and a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stalinskya's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Atheist.

Stalinskya is ranked 57,145^th in the world and 52^nd in Federation Of Sovereign States for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,761.04 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.