The Nomadic Peoples of Stalanatis 5 is a very large, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning sheep population. The hard-working population of 117 million Stalanatians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 25.3%.

The Stalanatis 5ian economy, worth 4.41 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 37,715 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stalanatis 5's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Stalanatis 5 is ranked 84,003^rd in the world and 1,805^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Primitive, scoring 24.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.