The Led Zeppelin Essence of Stairway To Heaven is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jimmy Page with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 26.459 billion Stairway To Heavenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glitter. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Stairway To Heavenian economy, worth a remarkable 7,527 trillion Zeppelins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 284,492 Zeppelins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,416,817 per year while the poor average 32,239, a ratio of 43.9 to 1.

All the world's a stage for Stairway To Heavenian political theatrics, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, and actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stairway To Heaven's national animal is the Swan Song, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Stairway To Heaven is ranked 285,086^th in the world and 747^th in NationStates for Most Primitive, scoring -434.22 on the Scary Big Number Scale.