The Republic of Stab stab stab is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 3.542 billion Stab stab stabians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The very strong Stab stab stabian economy, worth 163 trillion stabs a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 46,028 stabs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 193,667 per year while the poor average 7,098, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem. Stab stab stab's national animal is the stab, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Stab stab stab is ranked 105,150^th in the world and 1,610^th in The catholic military orders for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,685.74 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.