The Rogue Nation of St Maximillian is a small, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 36 million St Maximillianians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 45.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped St Maximillianian economy, worth 1.21 trillion Dineros a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,583 Dineros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have been outlawed, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts, and many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. St Maximillian's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

St Maximillian is ranked 301,473^rd in the world and 3^rd in The Confederacy of Christendom for Highest Average Incomes, with 33,583.78 Standard Monetary Units.