The Colony of Ssssaaaa is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working population of 1.397 billion Ssssaaaans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.2%.

The strong Ssssaaaan economy, worth 68.3 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is 48,869 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, meat-eating is frowned upon, and cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Ssssaaaa's national animal is the penguin.

Ssssaaaa is ranked 131,548^th in the world and 2^nd in The Card Void for Nicest Citizens, with 13 average smiles per day.