The Sssnakesss of Sss is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.822 billion Ssses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.9%.

The powerhouse Sssian economy, worth 695 trillion ssses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,839 ssses, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00, it is illegal to liberate slaves, and politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sss's national animal is the snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sss is ranked 105,606^th in the world and 661^st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 11,133.35 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.