The Sssnakesss of Sss is a mammoth, cultured nation, notable for its closed borders, prohibition of alcohol, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The cynical, devout population of 8.501 billion Ssses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.0%.

The powerhouse Sssian economy, worth 661 trillion ssses a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,825 ssses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 224,419 per year while the poor average 21,424, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants, and rumor has it that the government was paid off by the mob to allow casinos to reopen. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sss's national animal is the snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sss is ranked 224,746^th in the world and 2,102^nd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.