The Republic of SSN27 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Daniel O'Connell with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.976 billion SSN27ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dublin. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SSN27ian economy, worth 530 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,128 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government invades its allies more than its enemies, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War', and the overhead luggage compartment is often full. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SSN27's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Celtic Paganism.

SSN27 is ranked 270,352^nd in the world and 7^th in Republic of Korea for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 38.17 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.