The Republic of SSN0 is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Daniel O'Connell with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, parental licensing program, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.172 billion SSN0ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dublin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.9%.

The frighteningly efficient SSN0ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,441 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 298,722 marks, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, Daniel O'Connell's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, glamping SSN0ians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SSN0's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Celtic Paganism.

SSN0 is ranked 313,663^rd in the world and 899^th in Mikes Hope for Most Secular, with 0.88 Atheism Rate.