The United Socialist States of SRBT 4067 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 27.999 billion SRBT 4067ians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The powerhouse SRBT 4067ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,252 trillion Rupees a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 44,745 Rupees, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 169,122 per year while the poor average 8,236, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. SRBT 4067's national animal is the Tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

SRBT 4067 is ranked 111,241^st in the world and 1^st in Fascist Militia for Nicest Citizens, with 13.62 average smiles per day.