The Squsihsyest Squishness of SquishVille is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.984 billion SquishVilleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of squishcity. The average income tax rate is 37.5%.

The strong SquishVillean economy, worth 205 trillion Unpaid Taxeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,829 Unpaid Taxeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, there is one competing standard, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SquishVille's national animal is the Squish, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is OUR LORD AND SAVIOR SQUISHIUS CHRIST.

SquishVille is ranked 13,974^th in the world and 81^st in the Plains of Perdition for Nicest Citizens, with 26.36 average smiles per day.