The Republic of Squirtia is a mid-sized, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The quiet, industrious population of 79 million Squirtians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 31.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Squirtian economy, worth 1.96 trillion squirt currencies a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,757 squirt currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Squirtia's national animal is the horse.

Squirtia is ranked 226,492^nd in the world and 2^nd in Transgender for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 733.44 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.