The Republic of Springbonnies is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 875 million Springbonniesians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The tiny, moralistic, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hurricane Utah. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The strong Springbonniesian economy, worth 55.7 trillion Fazcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 63,643 Fazcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, Springbonnies has designated Hurricane Utah as its capital city, and the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Springbonnies's national animal is the Bunny, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Springbonnies is ranked 183,609^th in the world and 2^nd in Fazbear Entertainment for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -2 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.