The Frozen Spooks of Spooky14 is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.647 billion Spooky14ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 41.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Spooky14ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,834 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,171 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work, write-in candidate 'Leader Sucks' is perennially popular, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spooky14's national animal is the unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Spooky14 is ranked 147,636^th in the world and 36^th in Pallaith for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 436.7 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.