The State of Spokane Falls is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 27.007 billion Spokane Fallsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Law & Order, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 8.9%.

The strong Spokane Fallsian economy, worth 903 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 33,437 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Child labor has been outlawed, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and Spokane Falls has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Spokane Falls's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Spokane Falls is ranked 234,109^th in the world and 7^th in Washington for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.5 law-abiding acts per hour.