The Federation of Spit in the Fan is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.303 billion Spit in the Fanians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The large, moralistic, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.9%.

The very strong Spit in the Fanian economy, worth 809 trillion francolinos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 39,884 francolinos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 115,510 per year while the poor average 10,913, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Spit in the Fan's national animal is the guerrilla fighter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Spit in the Fan is ranked 256,693^rd in the world and 52^nd in Esportiva for Highest Average Incomes, with 39,884.68 Standard Monetary Units.