The Queendom of Spiffyland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.122 billion Spiffies are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spifftropolis. The average income tax rate is 60.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Spiffy economy, worth 61.4 trillion Spiffbucks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,750 Spiffbucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

You need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, only adults may purchase violent video games, civil engineers are undermining sinkholes, and mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spiffyland's national animal is the Jackalope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Spiffyland is ranked 292,292^nd in the world and 23^rd in Warzone Sandbox for Largest Black Market, with 35.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.