The Protectorate of Spice Harvester FF is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.634 billion Spice Harvester FFians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Spice Harvester FFian economy, worth 664 trillion spices a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,170 spices, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 300,961 per year while the poor average 26,025, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

The "give and take" of international diplomacy often happens at gunpoint, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, unruly children often visit adult websites when angry with their parents, and the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue". Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spice Harvester FF's national animal is the sandworm, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Spice Harvester FF is ranked 53,617^th in the world and 1,355^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Corrupt Governments, with 35.31 kickbacks per hour.