The Queendom of Spice Harvester 16D is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.308 billion Spice Harvester 16Dians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 30.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Spice Harvester 16Dian economy, worth 610 trillion spices a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,704 spices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Leader can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, and suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Spice Harvester 16D's national animal is the sandworm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Spice Harvester 16D is ranked 169,341^st in the world and 422^nd in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.36 law-abiding acts per hour.