The Holy Empire of Spawn camper is a mid-sized, genial nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 67 million Spawn camperians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Social Policy also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 19.9%.

The Spawn camperian economy, worth 3.94 trillion Aureuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 58,784 Aureuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign despots proudly bandstand on Spawn camperian airwaves, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, and the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Spawn camper's national animal is the Spinosaurus, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Spawn camper is ranked 86,029^th in the world and 271^st in the Plains of Perdition for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.62 percentage of bribes refused.