The Republic of Sparte is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning cobra population. The hard-working population of 981 million Sparteans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 17.5%.

The Spartean economy, worth 44.3 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 45,110 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sparte's national animal is the cobra.

Sparte is ranked 157,035^th in the world and 1^st in Malkentide for Most Secular, with 17.16 Atheism Rate.