The Nationalist Republic of Spartaaa is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Constantine with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.715 billion Spartans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sparta. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Spartan economy, worth a remarkable 2,855 trillion Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 499,726 Drachmas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,479,278 per year while the poor average 132,597, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Everything stops come summertime, compass sales have gone south, weather forecasts regularly cover meteor showers, and Spartan companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spartaaa's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Spartaaa is ranked 315,297^th in the world and 1^st in Patriotic Union of Republics for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 7,995.62 Standard Monetary Units.