The Republic of Sparlokia is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 286 million Sparlokians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 26.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Sparlokian economy, worth 11.3 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,685 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Food shipments to Brasilistan have been replaced with DIY fishing rods and unintelligible instruction manuals, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, and referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sparlokia's national animal is the bear.

Sparlokia is ranked 257,626^th in the world and 53^rd in Esportiva for Highest Average Incomes, with 39,685.16 Standard Monetary Units.