The Queen's State of Spanier is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.169 billion Spanierians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.7%.

The very strong Spanierian economy, worth a remarkable 1,057 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 42,022 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, the government is avowedly atheist, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spanier's national animal is the deer.

Spanier is ranked 96,671^st in the world and 4^th in Bujumbura for Highest Food Quality, scoring 23.69 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.