The Kingdom of Spacetaria is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 209 million Spacetarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 26.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Spacetarian economy, worth 5.89 trillion Leaves a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,200 Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, gambling is outlawed, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and cat memes without alt text are now illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spacetaria's national animal is the Monkey.

Spacetaria is ranked 165,199^th in the world and 3^rd in Cools Established Barrier for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 31.75 on the Bus Surprisal Index.