The Marshmallow laser of Space Unicorn is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Parry Gripp with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 13.614 billion Space Unicornians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of All around the world. The average income tax rate is 74.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Space Unicornian economy, worth a remarkable 2,391 trillion Rainbows a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,661 Rainbows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

People who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers, it isn't a secret plot without caviar and foie gras, mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt, and famous artwork is regularly confiscated for plagiarism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Space Unicorn's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is music.

Space Unicorn is ranked 11,612^th in the world and 2^nd in Bytes for Most Secular, with 89.97 Atheism Rate.