Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 45th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Iron Fist Consumerists
WAAAAGH
The Glorious and Infalliable Leader
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Space Ork Horde

Population7.339 billion

CapitalWherever
LeaderThe Glorious and Infalliable Leader

CurrencyRock
AnimalRock

The Nomadic Peoples of Space Ork Horde is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Glorious and Infalliable Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.339 billion Space Orks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.8%.

The frighteningly efficient A Space Ork economy, worth a remarkable 3,923 trillion Rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 534,553 Rocks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,204,444 per year while the poor average 40,423, a ratio of 79.3 to 1.

Citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Space Ork Horde's national animal is the Rock, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Space Ork Horde is ranked 37,850th in the world and 12th in PolCompBall Discord for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,328.54 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 45thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 155thHighest Average Incomes: 217thMost Secular: 274thMost Armed: 335thLargest Black Market: 407thMost Corrupt Governments: 411thMost Avoided: 468thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 617thLargest Mining Sector: 715thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 834thLargest Insurance Industry: 861stLargest Agricultural Sector: 873rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 892ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 955thFattest Citizens: 1,048thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,362ndLargest Governments: 1,495thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,634thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,688thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,845thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,146thHighest Economic Output: 2,777thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,931stRudest Citizens: 6,017thLargest Retail Industry: 6,036thMost Conservative: 6,644thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,816thMost Efficient Economies: 7,498thSmartest Citizens: 9,797thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 10,479thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,451stMost Authoritarian: 16,628thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,810thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,312thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,841stMost Extreme: 20,639th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Space Ork Horde was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Space Ork Horde at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Rock battlesuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.

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